In terms of spice, they create some heat that lingers on the tongue, but not in a pleasing way - you’re going to want to wash this down with something that’ll burn the potato flavor off your tastebuds, like a cold can of soda.
They’re light and crispy, but have this off-putting rancid taste to them, as if the Flamin’ Hot chemicals have somehow rotted the potato. They smell great, with a greasy spiced scent that fools you into thinking you’re in for a delicious treat, but when you bite down it’s just… gross for lack of a better word. This one hit me the hardest, I love Lays, it’s my go-to potato chip brand, so I fully expected Flamin’ Hot Lays to deliver. If you like slightly spicy cardboard, sure. Anyway, there isn’t a single appealing thing about this chip. If you’re a person so concerned about your health that you’re buying baked chips, maybe Flamin’ Hot isn’t for you to begin with? Unless you like the taste of cardboard, which is Ruffles Baked Flamin’ Hot tastes like.Īnd smells like! There is a certain staleness to the way Ruffles Flamin’ Hot Baked smells - it’s weird. This flavor had to be made because someone who only eats Baked chips wrote an angry email to Frito Lay about how there aren’t enough Flamin’ Hot Baked options. Ruffles Flamin’ Hot Baked Dane RiveraĪwful. Jayson Tatum’s mom wouldn’t even buy these. Which is sad, especially when Ruffles Baked Flamin’ Hot exists. Still, it’s a shame to have your face on what is easily the worst Flamin’ Hot product currently on the market. I don’t blame Tatum for this, Frito Lay probably hit him up for this partnership and he just mashed two flavors that he likes together and called it a day. It turns out that Boston Celtics forward Jayson Tatum knows as much about spicy snacks as I do about basketball, which is to say, “nothing at all.” These just aren’t in the least bit spicy, they taste like a less smokey iteration of normal BBQ chips. Ruffles Flamin’ Hot BBQ By Jayson Tatum Dane Rivera To make it easy to separate the good from the absolute trash, we’ve ranked each chip on spice level (1-5), flavor, and whether it’s worth ingesting all the chemicals for. Like a very sophisticated science experiment. To help you navigate that, I bought up as many Flamin’ Hot products I could find to tell you which of them are worth eating which aren’t. We won’t tell, promise!īut with Flamin’ Hot products being banned in the UK because they contain Yellow 6 and Red 40 - both made from petroleum and linked to hyperactivity in children - it’s safe to say that if you’re indulging in Flamin’ Hot anything, you want to get the good stuff. Whether you’re about the Cheetos, Chester’s Fries, Munches, Ruffles, Doritos, or Lays, we see you - scrubbing your fingers so your pre-dinner snack binge doesn’t get discovered. We’re talking about your love for all things Flamin’ Hot. An indulgence you’ve been caught red-handed (literally) trying to hide. But there is one thing from that era that still follows you around, a shameful secret that you’re hiding from your new, “adult” friends, maybe even an intimate partner. You’re awkward, your mom still buys your wardrobe, puberty is making you weird and disgusting, you’re experimenting with hairstyles and it isn’t working… it’s a dark time that most people work very hard to forget. However, individual needs vary.Flashback to the days of Middle School. All Rights Reserved.Ĭanada: Adults and youth (ages 13 and older) need an average of 2,000 calories a day, and children (ages 4 to 12) need an average of 1,500 calories a day. Customer responsible for all applicable taxes. Minimum purchase may be required for delivery. Delivery fee may apply and may not be subjectĭiscount. Limit seven toppings to ensure bake quality. Certain toppings may be excluded from special offer pizzas or require additional charge. Some offers require the purchase of multiple pizzas. All beverage related trademarks are registered Trademarks of PepsiCo, Inc. Not valid with any other coupons or discounts. Offers good for a limited time at participating U.S.
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